| şase - another public service announcement from Charles S. Weasley |
[23 Jul 2012|10:30pm] |
Alright, official business:
ATTENTION ALL JOB SEEKING YOUNGINS.
Do you like to live on the edge? Does adventure turn you on more than a smutty romance novel? Want to make all of your friends jealous with your heroism? Is the best adjective to describe you 'badass?'
That's right, I, the rogue Charles S. Weasley (along with the saucy Dexter Vaisey, and the brilliant Lindsay Macmillan), am seeking one extraordinary individual to join us on the ultimate quest for the salvation of mankind the ecosystem. That's right, we need YOUR help in order to save the dragons!
But think carefully! This is not a job for the faint of heart. Not just ANYONE can save the world. We will be asking a lot of you. In addition to helping the delightfully organized Ms. Macmillan to keep track of paperwork, lab samples, and data charts, you will also be expected to assist the bold Ms. Vaisey and myself with field work, which includes reservation visits, administering basic medical care, wrangling, and data collection with REAL DRAGONS.
Please be very aware that injury is very much a risk with this position, and while we will not throw you into the line of fire (literally) unprepared, you must heed your training very carefully so as to avoid permanent death or maiming. But have no fear! The risk is well worth the reward, and your friends will be clamoring about how much COOLER you are when compared to them!
No dragon experience necessary, training provided. This is a PAID position!
All applicants welcome, however, we stress the importance of familiarity and skills in the following areas of study: Care of Magical Creatures, Herbology, and Dueling and Defense skills (dragons are fast and very strong!). Puzzle-solving skills would benefit our team greatly. Some familiarity with genetics is also a plus, but is not a requirement.
APPLY WITHIN!
( Spell-Taped Within )
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