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Tweak says, "Baby go CRUNCH!"

⛄️ Bobby Drake ⛄️ (_coolguy) wrote,
@ 2014-02-22 12:37:00

11 - [X-Servers]
Drake's Tax Services are now open for business! Seriously guys, I'm good, really good. I'm already done with Xavier's School taxes, so I'm free for any stragglers who are procrastinating the inevitable! Bring them to me and I'll treat them nice, and do it right, for a nominal fee.

I also take trades ;D

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	_babelfish 2014-02-23 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Dropping off everything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_coolguy 2014-02-25 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Roger that, bro! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Bobby passingphase 2014-02-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
	You trade taxes for mind blowing sex? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-02-25 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh god yes. But on one condition! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty passingphase 2014-02-25 04:58 am UTC (link)
	What's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-02-25 05:03 am UTC (link)
	You gotta deliver your tax forms without clothes on. It's the only way I can accept them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty passingphase 2014-02-25 05:09 am UTC (link)
	So. Basically, if I do this, I'll be fulfilling some kind of a lifelong sexual fantasy, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-02-25 05:14 am UTC (link)
	~~What--!~~ Well, that's not untrue! You'll also be getting your taxes done! ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Bobby passingphase 2014-02-25 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm just glad your kinks are super convenient for me :) 'Cause. I've got a long of numbers that need crunching....if you know what I mean (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-02-25 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I figure that kinks should be equal opportunity, you know? I'm always ready to crunch your numbers, Kitty. As long as it's before April 15, because then you'll need to file an extension form and, well you know, the same condition applies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Bobby passingphase 2014-02-25 05:36 am UTC (link)
	You goof. You're so lucky you're all the way over there. Otherwise your face would be kissed off by now. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-02-25 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I think there's a tax credit for that ;) You know, Spring Break is coming up soon. Should we make some kind of plans? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Bobby passingphase 2014-02-28 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Like what? A trip? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-03-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, something like that! Maybe go to a beach somewhere. I get more excited for Spring Break now as an adult than I did as a student. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Bobby passingphase 2014-03-02 07:12 am UTC (link)
	You pick the beach, I'll rig a way to get us the cheapest flights online. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Kitty _coolguy 2014-03-02 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Totally not a case where we could borrow the X-Jet, is it? Or is it. I mean, not like the X-Men are using it right now! I'm totally gonna run it by Scott and see what he says. How does the Caribbean sound? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	poprocket 2014-02-25 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I can email you them, right? I got all my stuff digitally. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_coolguy 2014-02-25 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Of course! Shoot them over. I got you, Jubes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poprocket 2014-02-26 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. Btw. Since I'm technically dead...do I have to pay taxes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_coolguy 2014-03-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Holy Guac, I think you found the ultimate loophole, Jubilee! I'll need to check this out! We'd definitely need something like a death certificate or something, but you totally just broke the system XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poprocket 2014-03-02 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	I have one, I think?. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_coolguy
2014-03-03 09:05 pm UTC (link)

So if you have one, then this is technically your last year you'll ever need to file, and you'll have to have someone in your will or something to give your money and estate to! We'll just have to fudge the dates and stuff. Unless you already have a will? Wow, you really broke it, Jubes! Nice one! I'll go over the boring deets with you when I see you tomorrow. Ryan Gosling will come with me, of course. Tax mascot.

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	poprocket 2014-03-04 06:11 am UTC (link)
	You just said a lot of things at me and all I know is that I broke the tax system. Do we have to go over the boring deets? Can't we just skip those and say I'm dead and don't have to pay taxes? (Reply to this) (Parent)