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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

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    10:05p
    Magic is back. What a relief it must be to the families that were under stress.

    My proposal for a healthier, more productive ministry has just been passed. All canteens within the Ministry building are now prohibited from selling foods low in nutrition, foods with trans fats, foods with imitation unicorn hair, and foods shipped from Barns Barns Big Eats due to the controversy that seems to surround the corporation bi-weekly.

    Complaints will be carefully assessed but will be a waste of your time.

    As for skeptics, small steps in our Ministry lead to great strides.

    [Edit: Yes, the snack popular in the accounting department, Crunchy Cream Crisps, is now banned. Accountants found with this snack, even if it's from home, will be subject to a five hundred galleon penalty.]

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