Today we ask: how long is the average lifespan of a Who from Whoville?
If all those candles can be re-purposed for birthdays, gotta hope that the average Who lives a long time, because, as you know now, candles are a big part of the whole Hanukkah thing. All the candles.
Please don't involve candles in my next birthday. I might have a meltdown, just like any cake would with 30+ candles.