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_draconis ([info]_draconis) wrote,
@ 2016-02-15 16:54:00

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This week only, Magic Mojitos are half off. Watch as an enourmous puff of rainbow cotton candy disolves in front of your eyes into a secret blend of liqueors that will make your mouth sing. Only at the Firey Pheonix.

Private
I feel like such a shill.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 01:39 am UTC (link)
I know you're new, obviously. I hired you. But you've got to run stuff by me before you go announcing sales.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 01:42 am UTC (link)
Sorry boss Adeline. I ended up with insane amounts of cotton candy, and I thought this would be a good way to get rid of the damn stuff. I can take it down, if you want.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 01:44 am UTC (link)
No it's fine. It's already up. We just won't order as much next month.

It wasn't a bad idea, Draco. It's a good one, in fact. We just need to discuss stuff like this before we go announcing it so I can take a look at the books and make sure it's worth it.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 01:53 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I should have thought of that. Sorry. I'll get used to this 'other people are involved' thing eventually, I promise.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 01:54 am UTC (link)
You'll get the hang of it.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:14 am UTC (link)
I'll do my best.

Hey, what's our policy on bachelorette parties?

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:17 am UTC (link)
If it's a pub crawl they're welcome to come in, but I'll toss them out if they get too rowdy. If someone's wanting to rent the pub out they've got to do it at least a month in advance by making an appointment with me.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
Good to know. Couple of girls were asking, I'll send them your way. I'd turn them down though, if I were you. They're always the ones who drink too much and end up leaving their knickers in the men's loo.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:27 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the headsup. But if they're wanting to rent out the pub or half of it for the party and they can pay? That's worth a few spare pairs of knickers.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:39 am UTC (link)
Some of them are very lacy. I guess it could even be a perk.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:42 am UTC (link)
Only if you're into used knickers.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
I've heard there's quite a market. I met a bloke in Shanghai that ordered them off the internet. He paid more if they were soiled. Nice guy, made good noodles.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
Well that's disgusting.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:48 am UTC (link)
Very. And he's got nothing on some of the folks I met in Japan. Merlin, it was brilliant there.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:50 am UTC (link)
I'll just add those to the list of places I don't want to go.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 02:54 am UTC (link)
Seriously through, Japan is pretty great. Tokyo is really busy, but the people are polite as shit and there is a store for EVERYTHING. Plus the food is insane. Just don't ask what most of it is before you eat it. I had a bowl of rice with some brown sauce with what I thought was some sort of brown oats or something. Nope, whole tiny fish. Bones and all. It was so tasty. And their wizards are brilliant with subtle potion modifications.

Heh, sorry. Bit of a tangent there. Ignore me.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 02:57 am UTC (link)
Don't worry about it. I've traveled a bit, but never that far.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
Yeah? Where have you been? If you don't mind me asking.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Mostly just the continent. France a few times. Italy, Germany, Spain. I went to Greece once. It was beautiful.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Nice. I never went to Spain, weirdly enough. But I liked Germany. And Greece. There's a lot of strong magic in Greece.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-16 06:42 pm UTC (link)
I was there more for the beaches and the food, personally.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
Ah, there's the thing. We albinos tend to avoid the beach.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
Probably best for the skin.

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Adeline
[info]_draconis
2016-02-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
I don't look good in red.

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Draco
[info]tinytrinket
2016-02-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
Well I doubt that, but I know what you mean.

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:00 am UTC (link)
I'll never understood people who need to fluff up their drinks.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
Let me guess. Whiskey on the rocks? Or a craft beer? I've got one hell of a scotch collection too, if that's more your speed.

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:11 am UTC (link)
Tequila.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
With lime and salt?

As for your question, well, some people do it because they can't handle the taste of hard liquor. Some do it because they want to look posh. Then there are those who get froofy drinks because they're, gasp, fun! I know, don't get it either.

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:25 am UTC (link)
Lime and salt are for people who can't handle their drink properly.

Some people are weaklings, it would seem.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:30 am UTC (link)
Straight up. Got it.

You could say that. Imagine taking pleasure in something as trivial as a night out at the pub. Buy you can also hide a lot of shame in a flaming sex on the beach.

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
I literally cannot imagine that. I would hate my life.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
You're one of the few, the strong, the cocktailless. Don't scare away the normies though, will you? Drunk chicks tip well.

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
It is a good thing I'm in Mexico or I would hex you for using the word "chicks."

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
Heh. Don't worry, they're only chicks when they're puking on my bar or giving drunk lap dances. Otherwise theyre ladies, of course.

Mexico huh? I Juarez for about three weeks last year. How are you liking it?

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[info]greeneronthe
2016-02-16 03:48 am UTC (link)
....Yes, because being drunk somehow reduces their status as people.

I'm living in a tent and working. I like it fine.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's pretty shitty of me, isn't it. Consider the word out of my vocabulary.

Sounds like you're having the time of your life.

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[info]katesby
2016-02-16 06:44 am UTC (link)
I like you.

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[info]magical_lamb
2016-02-16 08:47 am UTC (link)
Any chance that one can get the rainbow cotton candy without the liqueors?

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:04 pm UTC (link)
For you? Absolutely. Just tell them Draco says you get the sweet tooth special.

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[info]magical_lamb
2016-02-16 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Alright, maybe I'll stop by later today after work.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-17 12:29 am UTC (link)
I start at 7, if you like. I'll keep some aside for you.

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[info]magical_lamb
2016-02-17 12:30 am UTC (link)
Perfect, I should be able to stop by around 7:30.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
Brilliant

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[info]_audrey_
2016-02-16 10:49 am UTC (link)
Sounds delightful. I'll have to try one soon.

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[info]_draconis
2016-02-16 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Your mouth will thank you. Your liver? Maybe not.

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