coffee demon (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} smdx) wrote, |
my whole life is a party and anyway bachelor/bachelorette parties are supposed to be like, one last wild party before you get married and like, a whole bunch of misogynist shit about marriage being shitty, like seriously marriage jokes, why do we even have them? like if you hate being married so much then don't get married? or divorce? like damn.
anyway, it's supposed to be your last time going wild but let's be real, this is not the end of either of us going wild and also i'm not sad i'm marrying you so it's like eh. i don't really have a ton of good girlfriends anyway.