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Tweak says, "Galesome."

Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote,
@ 2014-02-12 00:10:00

Kiliel: in a nutshell. Teehee! Nuts. <3

When Spiders re-Attack! And Tauriel swoops in to save wee cupcake d0rf!
(So cute! So delicious! So portable!)

Kili: #bitchslappedbyawesome / Tauriel: #BAMF

and then Jail Happens

"y u no check trousers b4 throwing me in cell?"

*Hmm. Get back 2 u laterz on that.*

*The puppiest puppy eyes in the world <3*

and Legolas was all...

then there was this

^^^ insert daring barrel escape moment here thnx 2 Mr. Boggins ^^^

^^^ Kili used to be an adventurer until he took an arrow to the knee! Yeouch. ^^^

vvv then here comes the elven cavalry opening up a can of WHOOP ASS vvv

oh and in case Tauriel isn't BAMF nuff she plays bad cop in interrogations too

lalala laketown, puppy d0rf is like #ouch / #injury / #fuckupped, d0rfs get shit togethers finally for epic quest, then Thorin is finally all #nope:

Thorin out - l8tr h8trz who might slow us down!1! Time = money, literally, cuz PILES O GOLD, FOLKS.
But that's ok cuz Kili's not kicking it alone

This is because Bofur (and his hat) is fucking awesome, k?
What is not awesome...

halp plz

Laterz On, #attackhappens & Tauriel's walked 500 miles (+500 moar), cuz Evil+SavePretty+IDGAF I DO WUT I WANT=BAMF 4 LYFE

Meanwhile, Bofur comes back from his flower picking expedition

but even walnuts + doom!wounds can not keep him from the this

Start playin 'Dream Weaver'
cuz Kili believes Tauriel can get him thru da niiiiiii~iiiiiiight

aww yea

TBC! (And, unfortunately....)