Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote, @ 2014-02-12 00:10:00
Kiliel: in a nutshell. Teehee! Nuts. <3
When Spiders re-Attack! And Tauriel swoops in to save wee cupcake d0rf! (So cute! So delicious! So portable!) Kili: #bitchslappedbyawesome / Tauriel: #BAMF
and then Jail Happens
"y u no check trousers b4 throwing me in cell?" *Hmm. Get back 2 u laterz on that.* *The puppiest puppy eyes in the world <3*
and Legolas was all... then there was this
^^^ insert daring barrel escape moment here thnx 2 Mr. Boggins ^^^
^^^ Kili used to be an adventurer until he took an arrow to the knee! Yeouch. ^^^
vvv then here comes the elven cavalry opening up a can of WHOOP ASS vvv
oh and in case Tauriel isn't BAMF nuff she plays bad cop in interrogations too
lalala laketown, puppy d0rf is like #ouch / #injury / #fuckupped, d0rfs get shit togethers finally for epic quest, then Thorin is finally all #nope:
Thorin out - l8tr h8trz who might slow us down!1! Time = money, literally, cuz PILES O GOLD, FOLKS. But that's ok cuz Kili's not kicking it alone This is because Bofur (and his hat) is fucking awesome, k? What is not awesome...
halp plz
Laterz On, #attackhappens & Tauriel's walked 500 miles (+500 moar), cuz Evil+SavePretty+IDGAF I DO WUT I WANT=BAMF 4 LYFE
Meanwhile, Bofur comes back from his flower picking expedition but even walnuts + doom!wounds can not keep him from the this
Start playin 'Dream Weaver' cuz Kili believes Tauriel can get him thru da niiiiiii~iiiiiiight