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Tweak says, "Butterflies turn into people."

Kitty Pryde (_kitzilla_) wrote,
@ 2011-05-25 14:10:00

For anyone who doesn't already know, my jaw has been wired shut and will continue to be wired shut for about 6-8 weeks. So that's cool.

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	sparkle_lee 2011-05-25 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	SO MANY LIQUEFIED COOKIES IN YOUR FUTURE, BRO-ETTE! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-25 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	DUDE I KNOW! I'M SO PSYCHED! My dad is buying me a fucking sweet-ass blender, and when this is all over with, I'm going to single-handedly put Jamba Juice out of business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkle_lee 2011-05-25 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Now I am basically just fantasizing about your cup-and-straw related options. SO MUCH STYLISH SIPPIN'. PS: PROMISE ME you will get a separate blender if you intend to blend hamburgers and stuff. KEEP IT KOSHER, I always say, with my limited understanding of what kosher means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_kitzilla_
2011-05-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)

I should call my smoothie chain Stylish Sippin'! My mom, by the way, is sitting here shaking her head and suggesting that my smoothie chain aspirations are just due to delirium. I don't think she's going to invest.

That's exactly what it means. No hamburgers in the smoothie blender. It was a law that really didn't make a lot of sense before electricity, but then suddenly someone came up with the whole blender thing and everyone was like "Oh, okay! Kosher! I get it now!"

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	sparkle_lee 2011-05-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Mothers. Mine keeps insisting that I'm never gonna by polygamously married. And I'm all GEEZ MOM, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. I am really proud I know this much about your heritage, dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 03:12 am UTC (link)
	That's going to be one hell of an "I told you so," at least. So you've got that to look forward to! I'm super impressed too, actually. Lots of people don't know that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Be prepared to be drowned in kosher food via Nana. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm so prepared. I have my floaties on and everything. Nana is the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 02:04 am UTC (link)
	I still have to show you pictures of unconscious you and the dogs. It's stylin'! E'erybody be hatin'! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Dogs? There were dogs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 02:12 am UTC (link)
	The staff only allowed her to bring two at a time, so she would bring them and put them on the bed with you while she visited. There were therapy animals that went by too, I have really interesting photos of you with those. Thankfully your parents didn't object to unconscious positioning, even if the handlers looked at me funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahahaha! That's awesome. That explains the fur on the bed. How many in total came by? I can picture the look on my mother's face. I like what I'm picturing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 02:45 am UTC (link)
	At least a dozen. Maybe more. Most of them Nana's. Which reminds me, you totally owe me. I went all camouflage on your tat. As far as they all know, you are still a pure, virtuous Jewish girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm both excited and terrified to see these pictures. Thank you thank you thank you. I have never been happier about you touching my boob. Except for that one time, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 03:33 am UTC (link)
	As well you should be! Hey, I can handle a boob as well as the next guy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
	As I usually am when you take pictures of me while I'm asleep! You handle boob very well. I think. It's been a while, and then I was unconscious this last time... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-26 04:19 am UTC (link)
	We can fix that easily enough. Though we might want to wait until the wire comes out so you don't hurt yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-26 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm a little more worried about my ribs, but once it's all healed, you're so on. Terri says hi. She says you're such a nice boy. She has no idea what we're talking about, just that I'm talking to you. Here's hoping I don't fall asleep with this open. She also has no idea that I just called her Terri. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)