He's a bigger and much more solid target, anyway. Not that I want you to punch my soul mate or anything.
It would have been worse to keep lying to him and to myself and then twenty years down the line, we're both pushing forty and we realize how much time we've wasted.
You're DEFINITELY maid of honor. I wouldn't have it any other way. Also, I think Piotr is okay with us sleeping together, so that's still on.