Is the last person you kissed yours?

Mine. ALL MINE. And Sam's too, I guess.



Are you going to get hurt by a girl/guy anytime soon?

I hope not. Don't do that, guys.



Who's in your inbox?

Villagers from a small European town. I will release them once they put down the pitchforks.



Do you think you will be married by the time you are 25?

No idea.



Who did you last ride in the car with under the age of 20?

Bobert and Sam!



Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow?

Always!


Name something you dislike about the day you're having?

I'm BORED!



Did you sleep alone last night?

Yes.



Is there anything in your room that reminds you of past memories?

My room would be a sad and barren place if there weren't things that reminded me of past memories.



Were you single on your last birthday?

For most of the day, yes.



Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?

Yes!



Can you commit to one person and one person only?

I think I've demonstrated that that's a no. But I haven't really tried, either.



What's the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?

Closed them again (resulting in falling back asleep and then waking up late)



Do you believe ex's can be just just friends?

Sure.



When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

RIGHT NOW! RAAAAAH!



Would you rather be 10 years older or 10 years younger?

Older, I guess. But neither, really.



Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?

Nope.



Have you been under the influence of alcohol in Mexico?

Not yet.



How late did you stay up last night?

1:30



Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a N?

Yes!



How's your life lately?

Pretty good, thanks so much for caring!



How was your weekend?

FUCKING AWESOME!



Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?

I usually think that they just can't be bothered to crouch down to hit something else.



Where are you?

My room. Where are you?



Who made you laugh last?

Robert Louis Drake



Have you ever kissed the last person you sent a text message to?

Oh yeah. Lots of times.



Think back to this time last year, were you happy?

Probably!



When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?

I don't let them walk out. I trap them, Misery-style.



Do you have a member of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

I do! Sort of.



Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Yes.



What were you doing right before this?

Adjusting the filters on my facebook page.



Do you have anything you'd like to say, but can't?

I'm pretty good at just blurting it out anyway, so no.



Who was the last person you talked to in person?

A fella named Donny. He's in my English class.



Do you have siblings over the age of 21?

I have no siblings ("Oh god, it all makes sense," says everyone.)



Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?

No, but that's mostly just because I'm never wrong.



Would you stay in the same relationship for over a year?

Depends on the relationship.



Are you afraid to grow up?

My doctor says I'm done growing.



Would you be willing to live with your best friend?

DUH. The REAL question is whether or not the WORLD is willing for that to happen.



Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?

Crazy concert party.



Is the taste of beer good to you?

I'm A PURE AND INNOCENT CHILD! I don't know!



Do you get along with girls?

Most of 'em.



Would you be shocked if the last person you kissed text messaged you right now?

No, because he does that a LOT. He's such a needy guy.



How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

Zero.



Are you listening to music right now?

No.



What's currently bothering you right now?

The fact that this asked me what was currently bothering me right now, which is redundant.



Whose bed did you sleep in four nights ago?

Mine. I think.



What's something you can't wait for?

JAPAAAAAAAAAAAN



Do you wish you had more money?

I wish I had some singles for the vending machine...



What did you do Friday?

Nothing too exciting... oh, wait. I WENT TO FUCKING PARIS.

(Thank you, Warren!)


You do anything fun today?

I did EVERYTHING fun today.


Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
No :(



First thing that made you laugh this morning?

Bobby sent me a text about... nvm.



Who have you had a deep conversation with recently?

I had a very deep conversation with my iguana earlier about his food preferences.



Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?

Nope. I almost did once, but I just kept going. Like, literal rock bottom.



Have you ever made anyone cry?

Yes. Sorry.



How was saturday night?

FUCKING AMAZING, REMEMBER HOW I WAS IN PARIS?!



Are you wearing short shorts?
... I am. Creepy.



Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

It depends on what they did with their first one.



When was the last time you were pissed off?

Don't remember.



What is on your mind?

Pop Tarts.