Eeee! Penblwydd Hapus!!!! Which is happy birthday in Welsh!
I'm bringing over your present! It's a board game called The Game of REAL Life! I've never played it but the guy said it was fun! And also a (mostly) pink cactus! Because there were a bunch of them for sale but only one had pink!
...oh. I probably shouldn't have told you that. But it's already typed, so oh well!