Kitty Pryde (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} _kitzilla_) wrote,@ 2011-03-24 14:21:00 |
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1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name?
Nana. And I will fight anyone who dares suggest that it's Chava, because it's NANA.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I have no weird moles. Sorry to be so disappointing.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I only have sexy teachers. It's a rule.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Yes.
5. What body part do you wash first?
I... don't know. I guess I wash my hair first.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
No, I like to live dangerously.
7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
Other than the obvious, I can do a really good Christopher Walken imitation.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie, baby.
9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
Sour cream and onion.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
If this is a filthy question, consider me shocked and offended. Yes, I have. But it doesn't last long.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I don't get grounded.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
If you're on a block, you're probably going to have to parallel park anyway, even if you don't take that first space. Unless in driving around the block, you discover a magical garage that wasn't there the first time.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Depends on what you mean by "had" and "dates."
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
Maybe once or twice?
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
It depends on which shoe I find first.
16. In one word, describe your butt.
Scrumtrulescent.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Nope.
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Oprah Winfrey, both physically and intellectually.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
They breathe air.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
GASP! Yes.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Cow tipping is a myth. Cows sleep laying down. I mean, I guess yeah. You could tip a cow. But it's not really a thing. Sam told me.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
David Tennant.
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
Most poetry is written about me.
24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
I check before I do anything, so I'd just go elsewhere.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?
There's a reason why I don't poke around in my parents' bedroom. I like minimizing the probability of finding something questionable.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Kitty, shockingly.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Last night. I rocked out. The crowd went wild.
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
Peeking is for wusses. I walk in.
29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving?
Nothing too weird.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Nope.
31. How do you eat your cookies?
Often.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Nope.
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
There is very little that I do alone that I wouldn't do in front of someone else.
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?
Nope.
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
Yep.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I wouldn't know, because I am an innocent child (also a lightweight).
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? What kind?
No.
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Daily.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold.
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Depends on the underwear.
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Nope!
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Yes.
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
I don't go to bars. I also don't do anything stupid. Ever.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No regrets.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
Nope.
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date?
Nope, neither, n/a.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
Nope.
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Hah. Work.
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
I was going to make a joke here, but it's too obvious and I don't want Paige to hit me.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Already on it.
Directions:
- Copy to your journal
- Bold everything that applies to you.
- Add optional commentary in italics
- Add something that's true about you to the end of the list.
1. I miss somebody right now.
2. I don’t watch much TV these days.
3. I love olives
4. I own lots of books. They are leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
5. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
6. I love to play video games.
7. I’ve tried marijuana.
8. I’ve watched porn movies.
9. I have been in a threesome.
10. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
11. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
12. I curse sometimes. Fuck yes.
13. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
14. I have a hobby.
15. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
16. I’m TOTALLY smart. TOTALLY liek omg LOLZ
17. I’ve never broken someone’s bones.
18. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
19. I hate the rain.
20. I’m paranoid at times.
21. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
22. I need money right now.
23. I love sushi.
24. I talk really, really fast.
25. I have fresh breath in the morning. Anyone who bolds this is a liar.
26. I have long hair.
27. I have lost money in Las Vegas.</i> I literally lost $5 in the airport in Vegas.
28. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
29. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
30. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis.
31. I have a twin (or a triplet, or somesuch).
32. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
33. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
34. I like the way that I look.
35. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.I told Bobby that that dress didn't make him look fat.
36. I know how to cornrow.
37. I am usually pessimistic.
38. I have a lot of mood swings.
39. I think prostitution should be legalized.
40. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
41. Slept with a Suitemate. Not YET! Ladies?
42. I have a hidden talent.
43. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
44. I have a lot of friends. Unless this is some elaborate joke, in which case... well played.
45. I am currently single. Since Piotr is breaking up with me.
46. I have pecked someone of the same sex.
47. I enjoy talking on the phone.
48. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
49. I love to shop.
50. I would rather shop than eat.
51. I would classify myself as ghetto. But I would be wrong.
52. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. Who says bourgie? Seriously? Bourgie?
53. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
54. I don’t hate anyone.
55. I’m a pretty good dancer
56.
57. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
58. I have a cell phone. Call me.
59. I believe in God.
60. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
61. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
62. I love drama.Not all drama, but drama from a distance, or in fiction.
63. I have never been in a real relationship before.
64. I’ve rejected someone before. Not bolding this makes me feel like a dirty tramp.
65. I currently have a crush/like someone.
66. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
67. I want to have children in the future.
68. I have changed a diaper before.
69. I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
70. I bite my nails.
71. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
72. I’m not allergic to anything.
73. I have a lot to learn.There's always a lot to learn.
74. I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
75. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie.
76. I am shy around the opposite sex.
77. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
78. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
79. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
80. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
81. I own the “South Park” movie.
82. I have avoided assignments at work school to be on my journal. Like right now...
83. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum. I don't know what this is.
84. I enjoy some country music.
85. I would die for my best friends.
86. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. Hell no. It's Gino's East all the way.
87. I watch soap operas whenever I can. They remind me of my life.
88. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
89. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
90. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
91. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”.
92. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. Duh.
93. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
94. I have dated a close friend’s ex.
95. I like surveys/memes.
96. I am happy at this moment.
97. I’m obsessed with guys.
98. I am bisexual.
99. Democrat.
100. Conservative Republican.
101. I am punk rockish.
102. I am preppy.I don't know if you caught on, but I'm pretty much just trying to throw everyone off at this point...
103. I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
104. I study for tests most of the time.
105. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
106. I can work on a car. With Sam-like supervision, I can change wiper fluid.
107. I love my job.
108. I am comfortable with who I am right now.
109. I have more than just my ears pierced.
110. I walk barefoot wherever I can.
111. I have jumped off a bridge. No... but I've gone skydiving.
112. I love sea turtles.
113. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
114. I believe in prophetic dreams.
115. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
116. I am proficient on a musical instrument.
117. I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
118. I hate office jobs.
119. I love sci-fi movies.
120. I’ve never been in love.
121. I think water rules.
122. I am going to college out of state. Technically, since I legally live in Illinois...
123. I am adopted.
124. I like sausage.
125. I am a pyro.
126. I love the Red Sox.
127. I have thrown up from crying too much.
128. I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
129. I love kisses.
130. I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
131. I adore bright colors.
132. I love Dear Abby.
133. I can’t live without black eyeliner.
134. I think school is awesome.Except for this class.
135. I think pigtails serve a purpose.
136. I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
137. I usually like covers better than originals.
138. I don’t like multi-textured ice cream
139. I think John Cusack is adorable.
140. I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
141. I watch Food Network way too much.
142. I love coaching youth sports.
143. I can pick up things with my toes. Mostly prostitutes.
144. I can’t whistle.
145. I can move my tounge in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
146. I have ridden/owned a horse.
147. I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
148. I can’t stick to a diet.
149. I talk in my sleep. Apparently.
150. I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.