jezebel kookaburra (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} shelling) wrote, |
They need to change all the lyrics to "America (Fuck Yeah!)" and replace McDonald's, Walmart, Gap, baseball, the NFL, rock n' roll, Disneyworld, Valium, Las Vegas, and fake tits with Tennessee Lovelace, because duh, she is infinitely cooler than any of those things combined. Las Vegas sucks anyway, especially compared to the hottest American import, Miss Lovelace.