I must admit... while I'm mildly impressed that this Delphine person managed to capture me without my knowledge, while I was apparently off my guard, I have a difficult time believing all the information contained inside this... pamphlet. Magic of this magnitude, while marvelous, is highly difficult to wrap a logical mind around.

But instead of contemplating this for too long and wasting valuable time, how about this... you return me to the DMLE, preferably the desk you kidnapped me from, and I'll be sure not to press charges.

Because I must say, this is literally the worst timing ever. I'm in the middle of an extremely important case. Lives depend on it, and I'm not saying that to be dramatic. I don't have time for a practical joke, or hell, even a real occurrence of this nature. Perhaps I will marvel about it later, once I'm home. Plus, it's highly illegal to rob someone of their wand, for the record. Though once again, I would be happy to let that infraction slide if this is remedied immediately.

This is me asking nicely. Please, don't make lose my temper.