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Amelia Bones ([info]_lovelybones) wrote,
@ 2016-02-16 22:49:00

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I never thought I'd be one to have a type, honestly. But it seems men with glasses, dark hair, and hazel eyes are certainly taking the cake... Particularly one man.

Merlin what am I even writing?

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[info]hehasmyeyes
2016-02-18 10:58 am UTC (link)
... Oh, really?

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-19 01:27 am UTC (link)
I realize it's not a truly real feeling, it's just rather amusing. Don't take it personally.

After all, I see you've developed your own taste in muscular blondes.

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[info]hehasmyeyes
2016-02-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
...That's besides the point.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 05:53 am UTC (link)
No... I'm pretty sure that's definitely the point.

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[info]hehasmyeyes
2016-02-22 06:24 am UTC (link)
Do we have a problem here, lady?

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 06:29 am UTC (link)
No, since I'm merely writing instead of acting on my instincts where your husband is involved.

I think any kind of problem would be slightly ridiculous since I have yet to actually do anything, and don't particularly plan to due to the fact I respect the sanctity of marriage, regardless of my overwhelmingly strong feelings.

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[info]hehasmyeyes
2016-02-22 06:31 am UTC (link)
Hmph. Right. Okay then.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 01:11 pm UTC (link)
What can I say, it's hard being this good looking.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)
And who are you?

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Jamie Potter. Pleasure to meet you lovely, unknown lady.

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[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Version 2.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Improved

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[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 10:11 pm UTC (link)
I dunno. Some would say the original is always best.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Doubt it mate. Figure it's like old brooms, the ones they call the classics. Nice to look at and full of history but if you've the choice to ride something rickety, shaky and not quite balanced or something new and soars like a dream..

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[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 10:21 pm UTC (link)
BUT without the rickety old ones you wouldn't have the new ones to piss around on in the first place.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Thats why you keep them around in a museum or some such. To remind you how far you've come.

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[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'll take a museum.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Two James Potters? Now I'm not quite sure if I can handle that.

Though, the pleasure is all mine, I'm sure.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 10:08 pm UTC (link)
It could be.

Have to wonder if your partial to dark eyes, mussed hair and charming smile that tends to go with the name or if you're solely a pervy granddad fancier.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Due to an unscheduled arrow to the arse, something tells me it's the latter at this point in time.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-21 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I'd bet my lunch is a lovely arse. I'm also the recipient of an interesting scar as is my lovely lady fair.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 12:20 am UTC (link)
I suppose you would be mostly correct. That's what happens after nearly two decades of yoga.

Oh? And who is the lucky lady who has captured your attention?

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[info]_scarhead_
2016-02-22 02:21 am UTC (link)
This conversation is disturbing.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 02:23 am UTC (link)
I'd apologize, but I don't know you nearly well enough to know what to be sorry for.

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[info]_scarhead_
2016-02-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
I feel like apologizing makes it real .... so I'm going to pretend this isn't happening.

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[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 03:07 am UTC (link)
I'm incredibly confused.

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[info]potterspawn
2016-02-23 08:27 pm UTC (link)
He doesn't approve of Merope. I feel like,if he could only get to know her..

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Amelia
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
No! No, no. Nope. I need you to be the sensible, not-bewitched one. Thanks very much.

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Moderate Ward to James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-19 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Hey now! I've been dodging arrows for a week and a half! I tried!


This feeling is... a lot. All I want to do is see you and I know that's insane.

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-19 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I’m not that interesting. Drop dead boring, some would say.

I mean, those people are obviously mentally unhinged, because I’m clearly excellent. But there you go.

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-19 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure that's not true. After all, you have quite a few friends and a wife. There's most certainly some excellence there.

At least you're not almost 30 and married to your career.

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-19 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Are you flirting with me?

What's your career?

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-19 05:01 pm UTC (link)
If it seems that way, it's unintentional. Or perhaps it is intentional, I can't even tell.

I work for the DMLE. Behind the scenes - not directly in the field. I help coordinate.

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-19 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Well, STOP. Flirting's not fair. I'm banning flirting.

Oh. Well, that sounds... fun?. Mine's working in the shop on a mental island, so you're definitely winning there.

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-19 05:29 pm UTC (link)
You can't ban flirting! Now that's not fair.

Har har. I don't consider what I do here my career. No one should.

I work as a fucking clerk here.

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-20 06:08 pm UTC (link)
I can ban it. I just did! So HAR HAR!

Nothing wrong with being a clerk. Suppose it's better than shoveling the shit pits like that poor ginger bloke. You know this is my first paying job ever?

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Well what if I simply ignore your decree?

Really? How old are you, if you don't mind my inquiry?

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I hadn't thought that far... Dungbombs, probably. I dunno if I can get Andromeda to hand over the keys to the prison.

21. I joined the Order straight from school. Can I ask about you without getting hexed?

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 10:02 pm UTC (link)
So you'll just lock me up? You know, in some ways, that could be considered a particular type of kink, James.

...The Order? Do you.. know my brother then? Edgar Bones?
I'm...28.

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[info]_cervus_
2016-02-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Lucky I have such a clean and innocent mind, really.

Right! Edgar! Yeah, I know him. He's a good bloke. I didn't realise he had a ho sister.

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-21 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Something tells me that's not quite the case.

Yes, he is. Or was, from what I've come to recently learn.

I wasn't around too terribly much. Busy working and all that.

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Amelia | James
[info]_cervus_
2016-02-22 12:08 pm UTC (link)
You need to sort that out. What did you do when you weren't working?

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Amelia | James
[info]_lovelybones
2016-02-22 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Uhm... I... didn't actually have a lot of time when I wasn't working. I guess I slept?

I tried to date on ocassion, but that was... disastrous.

So then I worked more.

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