Maggie Burghard (_magpie_) wrote, @ 2012-08-27 18:17:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, maggie, wes |
Monday: September/23/19 - AIM: Maggie/Wesley
Maggie: Wesley?
Wes: Yep?
Maggie: I need to talk to you about something kinda personal.
Wes: ......ok
Maggie: It's the whole.. me being stuck a virgin thing.
Wes: Oh...
Maggie: Cassie suggested using holy water to fix it, but that sounds so painful!
Wes: It'd be a solution.
Maggie: But I don't wanna be all scarred and stuff down there.
Wes: No I know.
Maggie: Do you think it would fix it?
Wes: It'd certainly get rid of the hymen but I don't know if you wouldn't feel any paint because it had gone
Maggie: So sex would still hurt?
Wes: It may do I don't do
Wes: *I don't know
Maggie: UGH!
Wes: Sorry. It should heal up fine if it was done right
Maggie: I've seen what holy scars look like. My uncle has a lot of them. They don't hurt anymore, but they're not pretty.
Wes: Nobody... is really gonna go looking in that far
Maggie: I'm scared.
Wes: I can look into it.
Wes: The issue! Not... the ... you.
Maggie: Well, I mean, I'd need someone to do it for me.
Wes: Yeah.
Maggie: So would you?
Wes: ....would I what
Maggie: Do it for me.
Wes: Yeah I guess. Don't wanna deprive you of a good experience. I mean sex is... I dunno why are you asking?
Maggie: I'm not asking you to take my virginity again.
Maggie: I'm asking you to help me keep the hymen from growing back.
Wes: .....right. I know.
Wes: I'm not going to take your virginity once, let alone again
Maggie: Someone else already took it. You're good.
Wes: LA LA LA I CAN SEE
Wes: NOTHING
Maggie: What's your issue here? You're a medical professional. I'm asking you to help me fix a medical issue.
Wes: You'll always be little Maggie to me I don't wanna think about your... sexual activity.
Wes: I don't mind resolving it for you.
Maggie: ok
Maggie: I'm 18.
Wes: Yeah I know your age
Maggie: I'm not a kid.
Wes: I know you're not a kid, but I've seen you grow up
Maggie: I grew up much faster than most.
Maggie: And I'm not talking about physically.
Wes: Yeah I don't need to know
Maggie: Wes, I was kidnapped as a little girl and tortured. I witnessed a lot as a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I haven't been one in a long time.
Wes: It still doesn't change the fact that I knew you as one.
Maggie: Fair enough.
Maggie: But I'm a big girl now.
Wes: I'm not going to instantly feel comfortable with the thought of you.... doing grown up things because that's personal. But I will help in a medical way.
Maggie: Thanks. Because I'm tired of avoiding relationships.
Wes: You shouldn't have to.
Maggie: I like someone.
Wes: Ohhh?
Maggie: Yeah.
Wes: Who's the lucky guy?
Maggie: Kael.
Wes: I have no idea who that is. But great!
Maggie: He's new. Lyle's little brother.
Wes: Huh. I didn't know.
Maggie: He's really nice and funny.
Wes: Funny is good.
Wes: So long as he's not funny to make up for something
Maggie: Like what?
Wes: I dunno. Lack of hygeine
Maggie: No, not a problem.
Wes: Emotionally weird.
Maggie: I'm weird.
Wes: We're all weird but you don't need one who's weird emotionally
Maggie: Well, he's kinda an orphan now.
Maggie: And he's dealing with the new crazy of being a medium and having this family that's strange.
Wes: Ok I will give him the benefit of the doubt
Maggie: Are you being protective?
Wes: Psh.
Wes: No
Maggie: YOU ARE!
Wes: Am not
Maggie: You're worried about me!
Wes: No way
Maggie: Awe, look at you! All caring and junk.
Wes: Nope
Maggie: So you wouldn't mind if I dated some bad boy who was only interested in me for my body and cheated on me all the time?
Wes: I'd ask you to check your fucking mind
Maggie: You love me.
Wes: HA right
Maggie: You do.
Wes: Keep dreaming
Maggie: You can deny it all you want, but I know the truth, and I'm grateful.
Wes: Don't mention it.
Maggie: I love you, Wes.
Wes: Uuuuuuuuugh mushy
Maggie: Shut up and take it!
Wes: You know that's normally said in another context so... I'm ignoring that
Maggie: Ew.
Maggie: You're like a second uncle, don't say that.
Wes: You see that, there
Wes: That;s how I feel about you mentioning.... boys. So don't.
Maggie: Okay, I won't talk about my sex life outside of needing you to make it better.
Wes: You need me to make your sex life better? Eh, well most women do
Maggie: HAHAH!
Wes: 
Maggie: So figure out a way to fix things down there, okay?
Wes: I'll do my utmost
Maggie: Thanks. And don't tell my family about it.
Wes: Good thing you said I was just about to dial Charlie and tell him...
Maggie: And say what? "Hey, Maggie wants me to prod around between her legs and make things feel better down there. Cool?"
Wes: Well it definitely would
Maggie: har har
Wes: It would
Maggie: I'm gonna go, uh, away now. And try to stop thinking about you like that. Because it's creepy.
Wes: Oh you'll think about it.
Maggie: STOP!
Wes: HA.
Maggie: And you stop thinking about it too, or I'll rat you out to my uncle.
Wes: I'm not thinking of anything.
Maggie: My hoohaa.
Wes: You will really get no sex if you call it that.
Maggie: Kael likes that I'm weird.
Maggie: He said so.
Maggie: He said that he likes that I'm not like other girls.
Wes: Good, go tell him that
Maggie: Maybe I will!
Wes: Good. Now go.
Maggie: BYEEEEEE!
Maggie: Love you 
Wes: AWAY
Maggie: [Away: Wesley is the bestest and I love him SOOOOO MUCH!]
Wes: Ugh christ