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Tweak says, "you are KAY-YOOT!"

_marlymckinnon (_marlymckinnon) wrote,
@ 2015-08-26 02:37:00

Alright so, in order to streamline my position as laundrywhore, I've provided all of your huts with one semi large bin ~~that I might have just taken~~ to put dirty clothes, sheets, etc in.

However, if I find anyone abusing this privilege by say... Throwing in things that don't belong like food, clothes that are basically clean, body parts, or tarantulas, be warned that hell hath no fury like Marlene McKinnon.

Also, you will all lose your knickers. Quote me on that.

This has been a public service announcement.

Laundry Queen out.

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	lost_dreamer 2015-08-26 07:55 am UTC (link)
	The tarantulas is a bit of a disturbing idea. What if one crawls in on it's own and likes my dirty laundry just a little too much? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Disturbing idea? Have you met Sirius and James. That's like... one of their definition characteristics. Though if it's in your bin, I'll try to be a bit more understanding. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lost_dreamer 2015-08-26 09:58 am UTC (link)
	I had when I was really little, but they can be quite a bit of trouble. Sounds good. And if they get you good with a prank, tell me and I'll try to help you get them back a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-26 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	You knew them as a child? Poor soul. Did they try to feed you dirt? Oh, I think I'm going to like you. What's your name then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lost_dreamer 2015-08-26 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	No dirt, but there was one instance with hot sauce. I try not to remember it. And my name is Tonks. I'm usually the one with the multicolored mood hair if you want to come and find me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-27 12:47 am UTC (link)
	You were one of the lucky ones, I assure you. Tonks? Now that sounds kind of familiar. Oh right, I think I've seen you about. I mean that depends, are you planning on feeding me hot sauce or throwing tarantulas on me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lost_dreamer 2015-08-28 09:49 am UTC (link)
	There's my father and my mother both here. My mother's name is Andromeda and my father's name is Ted. ~~and my son is here but he's a Lupin I guess.~~ not on purpose... but if a tarantula lands on me, I may throw it wildly to warn you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onthe_wagon 2015-08-26 08:14 am UTC (link)
	I love that you're the laundry lady. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-26 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Think it's funny now, do you Fenwick? Guess who's getting peanut butter smeared on their pillow case. But is it really peanut butter? Guess you'll have to find out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-08-26 08:21 am UTC (link)
	Yup. That's charming. Really. Do they even sell peanut butter in the shop? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-26 08:23 am UTC (link)
	Okay, Mister Carpenter McGee. Tell me, when was the last time you actually built something? I don't know, you feeling lucky and wanna find out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-08-26 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Building's easy. It's just numbers and angles and making them match. It's my carpenter partner which makes it difficult. Do I get a choice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-26 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Well bully for you, Benjy. Who's your partner? Is he blind and no-armed? Depends. Can I get a back rub? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)