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Tweak says, "Schfifty Schvive."

_marlymckinnon (_marlymckinnon) wrote,
@ 2015-08-30 22:29:00

Public Service Announcement

Okay people, fucking seriously? Does no one here how to wipe their own arses? Was that lesson conveniently skipped over during child rearing? Because ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

If women weren't bad enough on a tropical island (and you better know that reason or you all failed anatomy too), now I have to deal with skid marks for days.

I'm about to go on strike.

I'd rather eat sand.

Newsflash: TOILET. PAPER.
Or leaves, if you really can't manage that. They work pretty much the same, except a little more scratchy.

End announcement.

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	holeyshit 2015-08-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Sounds shitty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Your puns leave something to be desired. Try again when you have something clever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holeyshit 2015-08-31 04:30 am UTC (link)
	So I've been told, but alass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
	4.5/10. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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weak ward to Lily -

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weak ward to Sirius -

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weak ward to Lily -

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weak ward to Sirius -

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weak ward to Sirius -

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weak ward to Sirius -

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	vetuedenoir 2015-08-31 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Who isn't... Who needs further education in personal hygiene? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Can we just say more than one person? Because definitely, more than one person. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wheezelee 2015-08-31 09:26 am UTC (link)
	Nasty! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome to my fucking life right now. I'm seriously about to sell a body part or something to trade jobs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wheezelee 2015-09-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Not interested, thank youuuuu! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	eagleriots 2015-08-31 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	We need a bidet. Who's meant to be on that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know but I'd bloody give anything for that to become a thing so I didn't have to deal with this nonsense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eagleriots 2015-08-31 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	It'll change the world. No one can forget that feeling of freshness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	onthe_wagon 2015-08-31 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	We must be the only island in the bloody world with a working hospital and no toilet roll. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Moderate Ward to Benjy _marlymckinnon 2015-08-31 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Benjy... I can't fucking do this. I don't care if I'm being dramatic. I'm a fucking Unspeakable, a member of the Order. I can't wash dirty knickers for the rest of my life. I'll go bloody mad. Actually, I think I'm already on my way there, if I'm being honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Moderate Ward to Marlene onthe_wagon 2015-08-31 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	What would you rather do? Perhaps you could suggest it to Alphard or Andromeda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Moderate Ward to Benjy -

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	comicalily 2015-09-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
	That is seriously not on. That shouldn't be part of the job. It's not sanitary. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-09-01 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. I'm seriously about to just quit and live in a cave and eat bugs or something. It would be way more appealing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comicalily 2015-09-01 02:10 am UTC (link)
	You could ask a mentor if it is part of the job because that is just ... truly disgusting. Truly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	prisonerof 2015-09-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I would just like to point out that this wasn't an issue before Bellatrix and her troll arrived on the island. So. If we go by process of elimination. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-09-01 02:03 am UTC (link)
	HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, I can't even. I mean, he was eating sand and sea water, wasn't he? I hear that's real nasty on the digestive tract. Squirts and everything. And with Bella's diet of the blood of children and rotting carcass... I think I see your point here, Sirius. What ever shall we do about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prisonerof
2015-09-01 02:08 am UTC (link)

I'M JUST SAYING, THEY ARE THE MOST LIKELY CANDIDATES.

He was. Sand, sea water, small shells, sea weed, all sorts of horrible things. I tried to warn his keeper but Bellatrix was too busy poking things with sticks. She wasn't even concerned when the poor dear almost took a header into one of the rocks but then he noticed something shiny and tried to catch it, didn't realize it was the sun's reflection. Not too bright, that one. He's lucky he didn't drown. Took to slurping up more sea water and licking sand, but you know what they say - when in Rome.

I think they really ought to just be ostracized to an island off the coast, made to live in a little cave where they could have their own little corner for their excrement since they haven't been taught how to look after themselves or others properly at all. It's dreadful, but they're a hopeless cause obviously. It's how they live apparently. Dreadful, simply dreadful. I wonder if it's all Death Eaters or just them? I shudder to think.

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	skepticalsneak 2015-09-01 06:38 am UTC (link)
	That's disgusting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-09-01 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Only just a lot, is all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mynameiskatieb 2015-09-02 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I hope I'm on the world's heaviest period next week just so I can read a complaint about that next time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wheezelee 2015-09-03 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Ew. (Reply to this) (Parent)