_marlymckinnon's Journal

Alright so... having a dick has been a trip and all, but I miss my boobs. Can we like... get our bodies back please? Frank, it's been nice and all but you're too fucking huge. I keep knocking over shite like crazy and sleeping in this body is like sleeping in a rock. How do you manage to survive? This is fucking madness.

I WANT MY FUCKING VAGINA BACK, DELPHINE. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? I CAN DO THAT, I MAKE MILKSHAKES!

Also, it's sort of rude that whoever is in my body still hasn't told me. That's my fucking body, for the record. I have a right to know who has it, and if you're treating it with all the warm fuzzy love and affection it deserves.