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Tweak says, "overthrow the bourgeoisie"

_marlymckinnon (_marlymckinnon) wrote,
@ 2015-09-30 20:50:00

My form of advertising, please enjoy:

An Ode to Milkshakes-

Dear milkshake of cream and ice and flavor
There is nothing about you which I do not savor
You make my mouth water, but you make my hands sticky
But I like this new job so I'm not so picky

Now dear residents of young and old
Come pick up a shake, they're delicious and cold!

Don't lie, you all think I'm clever.

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	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Short but sweet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Look at me, Frankie! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I didn't doubt you for a minute, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 02:22 am UTC (link)
	You always believed in me. That's why I love you so much. In the platonic way, of course. Don't need Alice showing up and trying to punch me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Pah! I'd be far more worried about what Benjy would do than Alice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Now there's a fight I'd like to see. Frank vs Benjy, duking out for my affections. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Andromeda would have me locked away again. Twas a condition of my release to not go running off into battles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	We don't have to tell her. It'll be our secret. If you get hurt I can always fix you up with sand and ice cream. Those are proper medical treatments, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I think a battle of this proportion would get noticed, love. Aye. Those would be a luxury compared to what I'm used to using in the field. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	But think of all the entertainment you'd bring to the bored masses! Hey, mud and leaves are just as useful! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-01 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Anyone would think you want me to get hexed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	Never! I just want to watch you try and defend my honor, is all. But then I remembered you sort of have to have honor first. Plus, it's Frankie.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Try? That's confidence boosting. I reckon you have more honor than you give yourself credit for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Come on, you sexy hunk of manly man. Beat him up for me. Aw, how sweet. [Benjy] So... what are you doing right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just taking the piss. [Marlene] Tidying up after work. What are you doing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Me?! Never. That's slander, Benjy Fenwick. [Benjy] Thinking about going skinny dipping. I could use a parnter... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I know you wouldn't dream of it, McKinnon. [Marlene] You would decide to do that once the weather cools off. Want me to round up some volunteers, or will I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Never ever! Besides, my dreams are much more exciting than that. [Benjy] Hey! It feels more like home! Oh, I think you do just fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I know. I'm the one who got kicked. [Marlene] Where should I meet you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Har har. We have a comedian on our hands, ladies and gents. [Benjy] My humble hut? Hurry up or I may go without you. And would you really want to miss out on this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	And we're back to the piss taking! [Marlene] Definitely not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	You're just jealous you don't have my sharp wit, Fenwick. [Benjy] Thought as much. It's been far too long since I've seen you naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Has it been that long? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy _marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	In Marlene time? It feels like forever, I'll have you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we can't have that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy _marlymckinnon 2015-10-02 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Most certainly not. You don't want me cranky, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-01 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Jinx your cot, probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. And here I was hoping for scorpions in his underwear. Where is your imagination, Benjy?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-01 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Even my imagination doesn't want anything to do with Longbottom's underpants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	franklyoptimus 2015-10-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthe_wagon 2015-10-02 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are you surprised? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	poppyies 2015-10-01 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Very clever! What a wonderful poem you've put together! I'm not one for indulgences, but with such creativity you've convinced me to break my rule just this once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
	My strategy worked! Fabulous!! Marlene McKinnon. Ask for me, I'll make you a milkshake to end all milkshakes for you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heartofhydra 2015-10-01 03:15 am UTC (link)
	You've certainly convinced me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-10-01 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Have I?! I should have done this ages ago!! Well, Mr. Alphard, I will make you the best milkshake you've ever had! (Reply to this) (Parent)