There was only like... 2 shattered bones and hairline fractured my leg but I walked on it, it's all good, Longinthebottom!. The radius and ulna! But who really needs those, right?! Not Marlene.
Next time I'll make sure to break something close to you. I know you miss being the hero-man, amIright?!
Don't worry though, I'm a dumbass. Your services will for sure be required in the future.