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Tweak says, "Jenny, what's the problem?"

_marlymckinnon (_marlymckinnon) wrote,
@ 2015-12-01 15:06:00

I'M A WOMAN AGAIN. SPECIFICALLY, I'M MY OWN WOMAN AGAIN.

Fuck, I've never missed the feeling of my body so much. I'm not all sweaty and lumpy and hard, no offense, mate.

Is Everyone else back to normal then?

Because if so... Benjy Fenwick, where are you?

Also... in no way do I condone the experiments going on at the ice cream shack right now.

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	skepticalsneak 2015-12-01 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	At least they weren't in your body doing experiments. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-01 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	I put the disclaimer at the end for a reason. You'll have to take it up with Fred. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skepticalsneak 2015-12-01 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't blaming you, just saying you're lucky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-01 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Let's be honest though, there are worse experiments. You're lucky you still have all your hair and fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skepticalsneak 2015-12-01 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	That is very true. I'm still not sure if I should be thankful that I wasn't actually in my body at the time, but I'm going to choose to not think about that instead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	viciveni 2015-12-02 01:37 am UTC (link)
	Right? I've never appreciated all this so much. And I'm happy to never be a man again! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 11:38 am UTC (link)
	Same! It was fun for like a day and then I was so ridiculously over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viciveni 2015-12-02 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Parts were laughable but I was over that from the start. I almost feel sorry for blokes. But then I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inherownright 2015-12-02 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Lumpy? Sweaty? ~~Hard?~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 11:40 am UTC (link)
	Lumpy with all that body mass. Sweaty because I swear to fuck he runs a low grade fever 99% of the time. And yes Ali, hard. But I meant the muscles, not the dirty way. Get your mind out of the gutter! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inherownright 2015-12-02 11:51 am UTC (link)
	My husband is not lumpy. He is very warm, but not generally sweaty because of it. You're right about the muscles, of course, but how could my mind not be in the gutter when you say it like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 11:55 am UTC (link)
	There's a difference between being near him and BEING him, Ali. When you experience that, we'll revisit this conversation. And you're welcome. I'm sure Frank loves it when you think dirty things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inherownright 2015-12-02 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~I wouldn't m~~ That's fair. I just remembered my son is here and he's old enough to read... So I'm going to put an end to this conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	BABY NEVILLEKINS IS HERE?! THAT'S SO EXCITING, ALI! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inherownright 2015-12-02 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	Baby Nevillekins is a war hero and a Hogwarts Professor now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Of course your offspring would be such a badass. Way to go, Ali! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inherownright 2015-12-02 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	No mother has ever been prouder. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onthe_wagon 2015-12-02 09:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm in the pub. My body hasn't been fuelled in a while. Do I want to ask about the ice cream? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Moderate Ward to Benjy _marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 11:42 am UTC (link)
	And here I was hoping you'd be waiting for me in your cot. Alas... You mean the continuous orgasm ice cream? Probably not. Though I am a bit jealous. Might have to go take care of that myself since you're all busy and such. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Moderate Ward to Marlene onthe_wagon 2015-12-02 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	I did mean to, but I was gasping. I'm about done here. Where are you? They didn't give you any weird tattoos or break your arm or anything did they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Moderate Ward to Benjy _marlymckinnon 2015-12-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Hurry up. I miss your scruffy face, dammit. I'd like to do things to it. Currently I'm in my hut. Not that I know of? Is this something you experienced? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	franklyoptimus 2015-12-02 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	You win some and lose some. (Reply to this)