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Tweak says, "Alas poor Yoric!!"

Missy (_missy_) wrote,
@ 2018-12-05 11:30:00

I have done some stupid things in my life. For example, yesterday I went shopping. And as I went along I was snagging stuff that might make good Christmas presents for the people I care about if I happened to notice it while I was getting stuff for me. So I get home and I'm showing everything to Mary and things are going in my closet and then in separate stacks on the bed if they're going to other people. We get about halfway through and I realize that I was so in the shopping zone I snagged clothes for my ex-fiance. And I don't mean I snagged this motherfucker a pair of jeans. I literally bought him like 8 things. How in the fuck did my brain manage that one? So now I'm debating between three options. I'll take a vote and/or stories of your own dumbness so I feel less dumb.

1)Mailing them to him anyway
2)Having Mary return them
3)Letting them sit here and hope eventually I find a friend here who wears the same sizes to give them to

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	merrickvitale 2018-12-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck that, my ex wouldn't get a damned thing! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_missy_ 2018-12-05 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	So is that a vote for 2 or 3 then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	merrickvitale 2018-12-05 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	2. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amoricelee 2018-12-05 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Put a puppy in a shirt, snap a photo then send it to him with the caption, "This could have been you, but this puppy is cuter." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	livvynichole 2018-12-05 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	^this (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amoricelee 2018-12-05 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Glad someone else thinks this is a good idea! If I still had my ex's number, I'd do this to her and laugh and laugh and laugh! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_missy_ 2018-12-05 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'd wanna see the look on his face that goes along with 'this bitch really put this fucking dog in a shirt that's worth half my rent, is she fucking serious' because yes, bitch, I am serious. I so would do that. Do you happen to like have a puppy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amoricelee 2018-12-05 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	My boy is pretty damned large at this point, but he does look cute in a shirt! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tatianafdlp 2018-12-05 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, that was sweet of you, but I'll go with number 3. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_missy_ 2018-12-05 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	It was totally accidental but we can still go with sweet because I look better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatianafdlp 2018-12-05 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I've done it before and ended up donating the clothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_v_ 2018-12-05 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	was just about to suggest that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatianafdlp 2018-12-05 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Great minds! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	antjam 2018-12-05 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Just take it back (Reply to this)

	elianl 2018-12-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	i'd return them (Reply to this)