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[08 Jun 2012|11:42pm] |
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday dear Mikey.
Happy birthday to me.
So....18. Wow. I can do lots of stuff now, huh? I can go to the pet store and pet the puppies unsupervised. I can buy porn. I can buy a lotto ticket. You know, all the glamorous stuff in life.
Mom and Dad sent me a laptop to replace the one I lost in the old school. Also, they got me a new MVP jersey.
Before I ship out to California, gramps says he needs to check my vitals or whatever. They're the same as every year, sept I usually grow like...an inch or two. I'm pretty sure I can bench 300 more than I could last year too. Cost of being a super soldier, am I right, Uncle Captain Steve?
Anyway....it's birthday day for me. What should I do?
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