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Tweak says, "live long and prosper"

Michael Van Patrick (_mvp_) wrote,
@ 2012-03-12 12:08:00

Does anyone actually want to buy that stuff they advertise on informercials at 2am?
I actually don't think a magic bullet would be a bad idea to have in the kitchen. It's more technically advanced than most computers here.

Also....Craig Ferguson is my hero. I think he's a mutant. And his power is being hilarious.

I know I'm also incredibly late to the party...but I think I also just figured out how these online journals work. You write things. And people write back. Cool. Community interaction is cool.

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	thegrimmreaper 2012-03-12 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	You're a bit special, aren't ya? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Thats what mom tells me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thegrimmreaper 2012-03-12 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure she did. ~~And I thought Johnny was special.~~ Name's Ben Grimm, welcome to Stark's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	I know. I've been here for a little bit though. Either way. Hello Ben. It's nice to meet you. Forgive me if I'm a bit slow. I'm special after all. I suppose not being on one of these online things really does render you, basically, non-existant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	machadjusted 2012-03-12 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, mutant powers. It's all fun and games until you get that third eye right on your forehead, and then it's all sticks and stones and bricks and broken bones. Hilarious, indeed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Mutation is a beautiful thing. Third eye or not. Very jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machadjusted 2012-03-12 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	...Did you recently reacquaint your head with a particularly sturdy wall or something? Because there's obviously something dislodged in that cranium of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not that I recall. Although, I guess if I did hit my head I may not remember it. But I'm pretty sure I didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ex_firecrack463 2012-03-12 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hiya, I'm Jubilee! I got to Xavier's and am a mutant! I'm so glad you think mutants are cool, not many people do nowadays... :( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Mutants are a beautiful thing. You're a lucky girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dlrocha 2012-03-13 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Mutants are not things. We are people. I will assume it was a simple misuse of the language. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	dlrocha 2012-03-13 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You are wonderful, Jubilee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_firecrack463 2012-03-13 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	;D I try! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	webtastic 2012-03-12 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm Peter, I go to Stark as well, I'm a sophomore. If you see weird stuff happening, that's okay, it's like that all the time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	betterthanclint 2012-03-12 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno... I feel like he wouldn't be as hilarious without the accent. And that's not a mutant thing, it's a foreign thing. Anyway. Sup, it's Kate. You're Clint's roommate, right? ~~That must suck.~~ Mike-something? I've seen you around. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Accent or no, the dudes funny. The accent may be foreign but it may be like....a power thing. You know, hilarious-ness via accent? Hi Kate. Yeah, I'm roomies with Clint. Michael Van Patrick, but Mike is perfectly cool. I've been known to be visible so there is a good chance you've seen me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betterthanclint 2012-03-12 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm... yeah, I remain unconvinced. ~~Don't know how you've survived rooming with that guy but whatevs. Not my problem.~~ Good to know my eyes are still working then. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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Re: Kate/Mike -

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Re: Kate/Mike -

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	anthonyestark 2012-03-12 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Mike! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	anthonyestark 2012-03-12 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	~~"Hey Mike?" What was that? That was stupid, is what that was. Christ.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-12 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Anthony, hey. I saw you earlier and wanted to say hi, but ya looked busy. Hows it going? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anthonyestark 2012-03-12 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Me? Too busy ~~for you~~? Never! Not bad. Up to my ears in projects, as usual. Had I but known the only reason you weren't on the journals was lack of training, I'd have taught you months ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mightymorpher 2012-03-13 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I totes love the infomercials! The diamond skillet thing? DO WANT. You can burn cheese and it's all 'what now, hommes? You ain't got nothin' on me!' It is a bad ass skillet, seriousness. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mvp_ 2012-03-13 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I've seen that. Would be hand to have if I could cook. Because of your testimonial, I might buy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mightymorpher 2012-03-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
	It's obviously made for the stove stupid (tm) so you should get it and never burn anything again but make beautiful steaks and slippery eggs or whatever. Just don't use it as weapon, because there are diamonds in there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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