I've spent my entire life listening to people go on and on about how hot Asher is. Okay? I get it. Shut up, already! Asher got all the good looks, I got all the goofy ones. Whatever.
And no matter how cute or how much you approve of a Dani/Penn combo? It would never work. Ever. We'd end up killing each other after the first five minutes which is probably why we never really attempted dating when we were growing up. It was safer not to.
As for Chase? I'm actually kind of amused by your approval of that one. Oddly enough, I met her through Dani. She's Jake's younger sister. One of them.