penn arthur royce (_penn) wrote, @ 2009-11-16 22:20:00
The Movie of My Life in Music 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that’s playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool!
Opening Credits: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - "Red Right Hand" On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand ;; The first time I ever heard this song was in 'Scream.' So, does this mean that my life movie is a horror flick? It would figure.
Waking Up: The Meices - "Ready Steady Go" I'm not in love with the television. I never listen to the radio. If what I say is my final reply, that was pretty good. Now how 'bout some rock'n'roll? ;; Well, at least it's an upbeat song.
First Day At School: P.O.D. - "Boom" 'Cause if you know these streets, then these streets know you. When it's time to handle business, then you know what to do. Me and my crew, we stay true, old skool or new. Many were called, but the chosen are few. ;; Apparently, I thought I was a badass in school. How ya like me now?
Falling In Love: Sum 41 - "In Too Deep" The faster we're falling, we're stopping and stalling. We're running in circles again. Just as things we're looking up, you said it wasn't good enough. But still we're trying one more time. ;; Shouldn't this be the break up song? I mean, it seems like a break up song to me. Or at least a 'why am I with this person who drives me fucking crazy and thinks I'm not good enough' song.
Fight Song: Papa Roach - "I Almost Told You That I Loved You" I hate to say it but it has to be said: You look so fragile as I fuck with your head ;; Hmm. Okay, so I fall in love with people I should stay away from and then cringe because I almost tell them I love them? This is a shitty fight song, by the way. Or, okay, no. The background music would be great for a fight scene, but only if the words are like ... mute.
Breaking Up: The Used - "Smother Me" When I'm alone, time goes so slow. I need you here with me. And how my mistakes have made your heart break, still need you here with me. ;; Yeah, my songs are definitely backwards. I'm breaking up when I should be falling in love and I'm falling in love when I should be breaking up.
Prom: Black Lab - "Keep Myself Awake" I hate to talk like this. I hate to act as if there's something wrong that I can't say. ;; Wtf. This is the worst movie soundtrack, ever. And why is the Prom song after the Break Up song? Who wrote this shit?!
Life: The Script - "Breakeven" I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing, just prayin' to a God that I don't believe in. Cause I got time while she got freedom. Cause when a heart breaks, it don't break even. ;; Better. Although, this basically means that my life is all about falling to pieces over some idiot girl. Just .. fantastic.
Mental Breakdown: Smashing Pumpkins - "Doomsday Clock" We gotta dig in, gas masks on. Wait in the sunshine, all bug-eyed. If this is living? Sakes alive! Well then they can't win, no one survives. ;; Ahaha!!! I can't even listen to this song without having 'Transformers' flashbacks.
Driving: Kevin Rudolf - "Let It Rock" Because when I arrive, I-I bring the fire. Make you come alive, I can take you higher. What this is? Forgot? I must now remind you. Let it rock, let it rock, let it rock. ;; It's one of those bob your head and weave through traffic songs. Try doing that in a 'sanitation vehicle.'
Flashback: Coyote Shivers - "Sugarhigh" We could go out and not even leave the house, a t.v. set and a bottle of wine is just fine. Making out on that old pull out couch watching Saturday Night Live, I guess that's why .. I feel so funny deep inside when I lick between your thighs. Sugarhigh. ;; DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE! Wait .. sorry .. If my movie had Liv Tyler in it, I'd be a very happy man. And this song reminds me of that slutty girl I was dating in high school. Umm .. Erica? Christ, I don't remember her name and it hasn't even been that long since high school. Damn.
Getting Back Together: Jonny Lang - "Good Mornin' Little Schoolgirl" Good mornin' little schoolgirl, can I go home with you? Tell your mama and your daddy that I'm a little school boy, too. Baby I love ya', I just can't help myself. Your so good lookin' pretty baby, I don't need nobody else. ;; This song reads a lot worse than it is. Kind of makes me seem like a pedophile though. Maybe I should take it off my iPod.
Wedding: Billy Idol - "Cradle of Love" Sent from Heaven above, that's right. To rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love, yeah cradle of love, that's me, Mama. I robbed the devil of love, all right. ;; Well, at least it wasn't 'White Wedding' cause that would have been scary.
Birth of Child: Train - "Ordinary" Whose eyes am I behind, I don't recognize anything that I see. Whose skin is this design, I don't want this to be the way that you see me. ;; That's right, bitches. My kid is going to have Spidey-powers!
Final Battle: Drowning Pool - "Bodies" Let the bodies hit the floor. Push me again, this is the end. Skin against skin, blood and bone. You're all by yourself but you're not alone. You wanted in, now you're here. Driven by hate, consumed by fear. Let the bodies hit the floor. ;; For being completely at random, this is a fucking AWESOME final battle song.
Death Scene: Green Day - "Poprocks and Coke" I don't care if you don't mind, I'll be there not far behind. I will dare, keep in mind, I'll be there for you. ;; The lyrics to this song make no sense, but if you go by the title ... death by urban legend. Win!
Funeral Song: Bloodhound Gang - "Fire Water Burn" So if man is five and devil is six than that must make me seven, this honkey's gone to Heaven, but if I go to Hell I hope I burn well. ;; Burn, motherfucker, burn. Cremation, maybe?
Remembrance Song: Vertical Horizon - "You're A God" You're a God and I am not, and I just thought I'd let you go. ;; Remember me as your favorite deity and all will be right with the world.
End Credits: Eels - "Your Lucky Day In Hell" Years go by, still I don't know who shall inherit this Earth. And no one will know my name until it's on a stone. This could be your lucky day in hell. Never know who it might be at your doorbell, this could be your lucky day in hell. ;; And because I tried to get you to bow down to me as your false God, I'm definitely gonna be stealing that handbasket from Mandie.
I'm afraid to do the other one. This one was all kinds of fucked up.