"What is the best thing about me? : "Hey, Soul Sister" by Train Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me. Obviously, my X-Rated fetish is the best thing about me."
Fear not, P-Royce. It could be worse. Like, your untrimmed chest. Ahahaha.
"Do people secretly lust after me? : "Pride and Joy" by Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble She's my sweet little baby and I'm her little lover boy. This isn't really a lusting kind of song."
Also, not exactly anatomically accurate.
"Do you have a significant other? : "Not Just A Woman" by Rob Thomas She'll never say what you should already know by now. Sometimes you'll swear she can read your mind. Sometimes she'll seem as if she's broken down. Yeah but everything that's perfect took a little workin' out. She's complicated with an easy smile .. yeah. This one ... definitely works."
This. This along with the rest of those deep touchy-feely lyrics you've got there. Alright. Who is this 'she' that I need to kill? Please, pick up on the fact that I'm just teasing. Actually, no. Please don't have a serious answer!
All in all, I've been underestimating your taste in music. Some of these songs are wicked. Of course, I'll now have 'Bad Moon Rising' stuck in my head for the rest of the night. But, such is life. Miss you.