Okay, one - I do not think of you in any way that remotely resembles "The Thong Song." Like..ever.
Two - your best friend song is weird. Then again, your best friend is weird, so I guess, in that aspect, it makes sense?
Three - I'm going to sing the saddest song ever at your funeral. So sad that everyone will cry and you will have to come back from the dead to try to make it all better. Of course, then you'll be a zombie and you'll be trying to eat everyone's brain, but still! That's the plan. Be prepared.
Four - you two are really too cute.
And, that's all I have. Haha. I didn't realize you guys were gonna follow my lead! Don't you know that's rarely a good idea?!