You have a parrot? How well trained is he? Does he repeat everything you say/do?
Because I can see how that could be ..complicated. At least he can keep you company and if he's good at repeating words, then he could take the acapella harmonies of songs!
The worst present I ever recieved was ; well, there's two. I recieved a nose hair trimmer once and the other was a selection of mini butters.
To this day, I still don't understand why there is the need for so many packs of butter.