Penelope Clearwater (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} _penny) wrote, |
Why on earth would anyone swat you with anything in order to get an autograph? That defies logic. And frankly, its just rude to hit someone you don't know.
If it happens again, remember to point your elbows. Many a time I've had to use them, they're my secret weapon.
I dont mean it a non nice way. You're a very lovely rake. In fact, possibly you're too nice to be a rake. But you'll make a smashing Bond.
Er?