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Tweak says, "see the little angels rise up "

_pinkslip (_pinkslip) wrote,
@ 2011-09-05 22:45:00

So I've been in Lockewood for eight months now. Eight long-arsed months.

And I'm wondering now what the hell Skeeter actually does with those so-called secrets she seems to love collecting? Has she ever divulged any of them in the course of people being in Lockewood? Do they have anything to do with why we're stuck here? It seems a bit odd, doesn't it? Has she ever actively blackmailed someone with their secret?

In other news, I think it might be time for another streaking party. Before the weather turns, you know.

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	angelinaaa 2011-09-06 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Another streaking party? There's been one before? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Party might be a bit of an exaggeration, but there was streaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelinaaa 2011-09-06 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Dare I ask who participated? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Myself and Gideon Prewett. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelinaaa 2011-09-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to be shocked that you participated, but I can't quite bring myself to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Psh. It was my idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelinaaa 2011-09-06 03:45 am UTC (link)
	What was the occasion? Needed entertainment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Precisely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelinaaa 2011-09-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I forgot how nice it is having you around to mix things up, Tonks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I will take that as a compliment of the highest sort. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anal_retentive 2011-09-06 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Her Skeet Beat divulges enough secrets and rumors and gossip. I wouldn't put it past her to include the ones we really don't want people knowing about. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-06 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Half the Skeet Beats is a bunch of lies though. Unless that bit about your broomstick fetish was true. I always knew you had it in you, Percy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anal_retentive 2011-09-07 07:14 am UTC (link)
	I do not have a broomstick fetish. I am simply pointing out that it is difficult to distinguish the truth from the fiction in her trashrag. She could slip anything she wants into the pages, be it our secrets or rubbish she invents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	But, my point is, so much of it is rubbish that people would easily believe that your big, bad secret is rubbish too, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lw_npc 2011-09-06 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	streaking party? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:11 am UTC (link)
	That's right, Weasley. Want to come show off your arse? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lw_npc 2011-09-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Don't I always? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
	And have you figured out who this is yet, Charlie, or do you just volunteer for all streaking parties? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lw_npc 2011-09-07 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I've never had a bad time streaking, Love. (also, despite popular belief, I can read and Angelina clearly called you Nymphadora... I mean Tonks.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:44 am UTC (link)
	And I can clearly still kick your lily-white arse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lw_npc 2011-09-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Haha. I missed you, Charlie. You really interested in doing this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonk lw_npc 2011-09-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've ~~really~~ missed you too. Sure. Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:50 am UTC (link)
	When? I've got to give my son warning not to peek out the window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 01:56 am UTC (link)
	The little blue fuzzball is here too? Uh... I don't know. When ever you want? I don't have anything better to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 01:57 am UTC (link)
	He's not so little, but yeah. Tomorrow night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Thats good. Your husband too? Sound good to me, Pinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Um, well. He's here, but we're not exactly together here. Or at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 02:09 am UTC (link)
	What charming bloke should I be threatening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, he's seeing Sirius Black. I'm on my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 02:19 am UTC (link)
	You know... I'm less interested in Remus Lupins sex life. I was talking about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 02:47 am UTC (link)
	I just told you about mine as well! I'm not seeing anyone here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlie _pinkslip 2011-09-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Eloquent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks lw_npc 2011-09-07 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Always. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bloodyrats 2011-09-07 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Count me in, la. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sirius _pinkslip 2011-09-07 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Sirius, I'm going with Charlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks bloodyrats 2011-09-07 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	AND? You said party. Party implies a group of naked people being starkers together. Why can't I go? IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM ALL TO YOURSELF? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _pinkslip 2011-09-07 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Because he now knows where you're sticking YOUR BITS. And I rather think that Remus would not approve of you showing all of Lockewood those particular bits! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks bloodyrats 2011-09-07 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	First order of business – IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'M STICKING THEM? Second – I've shown the Squid my bits. Remus should know by now that modesty never was my vogue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _pinkslip 2011-09-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently there are! When they're off asking me how me and my husband are doing. Things get a bit awkward. Did the Squid touch your bits too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tonks bloodyrats 2011-09-08 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	We should make a welcome sign and include a notice of who's shagging who. She might have had trouble keeping her tentacles to herself. Don't tell James the Squid cheated on him, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _pinkslip 2011-09-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Would certainly up the class of the place. How fucking naughty. I always figured you'd be the type to get off with the Squid. I hope she respected you in the morning. (Reply to this) (Parent)