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9:45am. Good Lord, my boss is long winded. It's been 45 minutes.

9:51am. Coworker moron number one keeps fidgeting like something's stuck up his arse. I want the last bagel.

10:10am. CM#1 and DW are fighting over a pen? Can't believe boring boss doesn't notice. They are in no way subtle.

10:15am Has anyone else noticed that boss repeats himself every time he scratches his nose? I am the proud owner of the last bagel.

10:17am I have sneaking suspicious that CM#1 is thinking about my breasts.

10:20am Nose scratch. I wonder if CX or NF nose scratch and repeat.

10:25am Something DW has done to CM#1 is causing a seizure like response. Must ask what it is so I can use it next time CM#1 makes a pass.

10:30am Nose scratch, nose scratch. Good Lord. Someone call me with an emergency. Too bad twin is right beside me. He could get me out of here the other twin always comes off as completely trustworthy.

10:35am CM#1 and DW are children. That is all.

10:37am I wonder if a right and proper drinking game could be made out of boss's nose scratches.

10:39am Done! I miss miss my old job. Wanker exboss was always to the point. Should see if TOT was as bored as me so I don't feel so bad? Thinking about changing DW to CM#2

Posted via @ bbtwinone during this meeting.

OOC: Incase, you missed it. CM#1 = Pete Wisdom, DW = Dane Whitman, because she actually likes him, TOT = the other Braddock, Brian. CX = Charles Xavier, and NF = Nick Fury