So here's the rundown of last night's and today's events.

- Swung by Rhapsody Commons. Stole the shirt back from the pizza face guy at the reception desk. Dropped it off with Aidan, who I guess I kind of crawled all over. Bit of kissing. Small, tiny bit of kissing. Totally walked out on the poor guy, not that it wasn't enjoyable.

- Swung by Walmart cause it's 24 hours and I knew I'd be able to get a shit ton of jello mix there. And a kiddy pool. Which I did.

- Swung by Jules' house for the night. Filled said kiddy pool with large quantity of jello mix, water, and vodka. Let sit for desired amount of time. Changed into bikini, newly bought for Bailey's pool, and totally went at it. Maybe.

- Midnight margaritas.

- Dirty Dancing, on the floor, in the living room. Love is Strange by Mickey and Sylvia. Guess I kind of crawled all over Jules, too. Lots of crawling. Odd.

- Crashed on the floor again.

- Broke out the Mastercard and the AmEx today. Pimped out in a blue skirt, white halter, and knee high black leather boots complete with safety pin. No red curly haired wig though. I am totally not a red head. Strutted Rodeo Drive with Jules by my side in a suit and tie. Got kicked out of three stores, even though the help was entirely amused by our Pretty Woman propoganda.

- Ate at Taco Bell.

- Came back to my house, got laughed at by my brother who I kicked in the crotch (yes, I play dirty!), and then filled out some stupid little survey things because I was bored.

- Now, I'm going to bed. Night!