Honestly, I don't think Remus Lupin could have asked for a better birthday. Really. Moony? Best. Birthday. Ever.
Jim You didn't get into any trouble with Evans, did you? I would hate What did you even tell her, anyway? That Moony's birthday present was a foursome and we couldn't be disturbed?
And did you get away with it? If not, do you want me to distract her with a frankly ADORABLE dog? I happen to know one. Best. Dog. Ever and such.
Marauders I think I'm still drunk. Or high. Or both.