hell on wheels

Prongs

We've got to talk about this Head Girl and Head Boy business. Namely, about the Head Girl. And her attitude. And hypocrisy. And her being a bitch. Can you believe she took points from me for calling her a bitch (which she is) and then went and told me to, and I quote ... transcribes these two conversations for him.

Marauders

Where is Christmas and why isn't it here yet?

Oh, and I'm going to Uncle Alphard's funeral on Thursday. With Regulus. So if I don't come back, my mother has killed me.

Moony

Sleep with me again?

Bollocks

We don't have to snog or do anything, but.

Apparently I've got a house now. MoonyRemus guess what! We I don't have to live in a cardboard box anymore!

Regulus
Uncle Alphard died. I don't think she ever liked him much, but I'm sure she REALLY doesn't like him now. He left me a house apparently and a ridiculous pile of gold.

Marauders
I'VE GOT A HOUSE. My favorite uncle died. (He was always my favorite because he and my mum didn't get along. And he gave the best gifts. Obviously...) He left me his house and a really big an inheritance. So Prongs, I don't have to tread on your amazing parents' hospitality for any longer. A whole house, just for me!

Know what this means? PARTY. Ahem. No, no parties. I must be a grown up. A nice, simple good clean fun get together to celebrate the holidays.

Oh, and also, we shouldn't stay at school over the winter hols. We should all go to my HOUSE.

One thing I now know for certain, I am a crap beater. Thank Merlin for my brother Regulus and his stellar Snitch grab.

Plus, Moony Remus? Who knew you you were absolutely brilliant with a bat in hand? A bit scary, really, too. Remind me never to get on your bad side.

Oy, Gladys, you all right? Nasty hit you took there.

In other news, I'm glad to no longer be green, even if it was just for a few minutes.

Oh, and I hate Sundays. A lot.

It's Friday niiiiiiiiight!

Marauders

I'm feeling a prank coming on. School-wide. Something amusing. Nothing that can be at all construed as mean-spirited. Instead, light-hearted, fun, happy. Like -- snow in the Great Hall. Or flower petals. Or something like this.

Yes? No? Other brilliant ideas?

Hestia, love, a happy birthday to you. Us Scorpios ought to stick together, yeah? Not that I care much about Astrology -- I'm more of an Astronomy bloke myself, honest.

In other news, I've been told I need to "grow up". Any suggestions?

I am SHOCKED and APPALLED at the lack of support for my snogging abilities.

Do I need to prove the lot of you completely wrong?

Should Amos Diggory and I have a snog-off?

Who else hasn't done any of his homework this weekend?

Prongs

Seriously, Jim, she's completely mental. You're better off.

On the other hand, I may have ruined all your future chances without meaning to.

Forgive me?

Moony

Can we talk about it??

I have an announcement to make.

Ahem.

It is now, OFFICIALLY, my birthday.

FIRE. FIRE.

Will there be fireworks as well?

Oh, and congratulations, Ravenclaw. Good show!

Regulus
Too bad, Reg. If you ever I'm a crap seeker, so I can't much fault you for that. But as a Gryffindor, I have to be honest: I'm glad you lot lost. Better for us to win the Cup in the long run.

Moony
In an effort to get Prongs from following Evans around ALL the time like a lost pup, I've set him up with Melissa Moran for Hogsmeade. And that means I'm going with her friend Emmeline Vance. Want me to round up a girl for you too? Anyone you've got in mind?

Should we talk about what happened?

James, Vance, Moran
One week and we'll be sipping butterbeers at the Three Broomsticks. And doing some other things too, eh? Oh, it's all planned out.

Marauder
FULL MOON. MY BIRTHDAY. EPIC. WHAT SAY YOU?

James

Oy, Prongsie, got you a date to Hogsmeade.

You in?

I'm all set with my costume for Monday. No one's guessed it yet either.

Well, they did because I was going to go as McGonagall and had to change at the last minute.

This is going to be brilliant. Between this and the pumpkin contest ... brilliant, I say.

Oy, it's that time of year. Hallowe'en time. Get ready for costuming of epic, you heard it EPIC, proportions. I'm thinking something that has never been done, something so extraordinary that you'll never stop thinking about it, ever. It will be fantastical. I don't see how anybody won't be costuming this year. It's not so hard to think up something, is it?

A list of costumes I won't be wearing this year:

+ Devil
+ Angel
+ House elf
+ Rock star
+ Headmaster Dumbledore

( mssr. padfoot is up to no good )