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_smoke_ (_smoke_) wrote, @ 2007-01-01 11:24:00

Challenge: ~New Year's Resolutions~ PG
Challenge: Resolution List Challenge
Both lists are made after the defeat of Voldemort.



Resolutions of Severus Snape 1999

1. Avoid being murdered by unforgiving public.

2. Find Remus Lupin.

3. Buy new wardrobe with colors other than black. (black is classic)

4. Find quiet place to live near forest and river with room for a garden and chickens.

5. Lure Remus Lupin to home.

5. Convince Remus Lupin of the benefits of living with someone who can brew Wolfsbane and who is experimenting on potions to relieve/cure lycanthropy.

6. Work on potions to relieve/cure lycanthropy.

7. Pay Remus Lupin to be guinea pig lover test subject, so he doesn't get stupid ideas about free-loading and try to leave.

8. Trick Coerce Drug Remus Lupin into sexually compromising position.

8. Seduce Remus Lupin.

9. Trick Remus Lupin into signing magically binding contract of co-habitation.

9. Try to think less like a Death Eater.

10. Marry Remus Lupin.

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Resolutions of Remus Lupin 1999

1. Find Severus.

2. Convince Molly I don't want a partner.

3. Find Severus.

4. Convince Harry I don't want a partner.

5. Find Severus.

6. Convince Tonks I don't want a partner.

7. Find Severus.

8. Convince Severus I want a partner him.

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