This started out with someone (who shall remain nameless) posting an orphan phrase on her (busaikko) LJ and inviting people to play. What follows is comment porn. No plan, no format, no anything, except the alternating thoughts of a couple of... odd minds.

NC17 - Warnings: Crack!fic, voyeurism, dubcon, noncon, threesome (foursome?), broomstick abuse, chicken abuse, perverse use of pudding, bondage, bullying, electrocution, underage drinking – am I missing anything? The Marauders as you've never seen them before (and never hope to see them again). BTW, I believe the boys are old enough, although maybe they're not.

Edit: It has been suggested that this little gem should be prefaced by a beverage warning, so this is it.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta for risking severe ocular damage giving this a brief once-over. (She made me take her name out.)

( You have been warned. )

(She dared me to post this - it's not my fault!)