Wednesday: September/17/08 - AIM: Starbuck/Kim Starbuck: I think I grabbed your iPod by accident this morning. We really need ones that look different. Kim: yeah, i think i have yours.. too much bowie, lol Starbuck: Boys 2 Men? Really? Kim: hush you, they're good Starbuck: You're too young to like them. Starbuck: I'M too young! Kim: lol, so? that doesn't matter, they're still good Starbuck: And Justin Timberlake? Kim: and we are criticizing my choice in music because...? Starbuck: Just amused is all, and bored, because now I have nothing to listen to while doing lab work for Wes. Kim: hey, my music is good! Starbuck: Just tell me one thing, am I more likely to get laid if I play "I'll Make Love To You"? Kim: seriously? lol Starbuck: Well? Kim: you're asking this as if you don't get laid at all Starbuck: Well, get laid more. Kim: more? geez, demanding, lol Starbuck: Isn't that the whole point of living together? Kim: i thought it was so i didn't have to worry about sneaking around the dorms late at night Starbuck: So we can have more sex! Kim: lol, fine.. you wanna get laid more don't play "i'll make love to you".. put on some portishead or goldfrapp instead Starbuck: I can do that. Kim: ooh, or cocorosie.. except maybe only one of their songs Kim: did you get to that one yet? Starbuck: You should make me a playlist for wooing. Kim: who says i don't already have one? Starbuck: Hmm… I'll have to search. Starbuck: What's this, a playlist titled "sexin"? Kim: i hate you, lol Starbuck: I can't get behind some of these choices. Are you trying to make me laugh during sex? Kim: which songs are you ragging on now? Starbuck: I'm cool with Jason Mraz, but some of this stuff. No. Kim: let me guess.. you didn't like the 112 stuff Starbuck: Makes me gag. Kim: Kim: what's wrong with 112? Starbuck: Everything. Kim: no, babe, the song is called "anywhere" Kim: lol Starbuck: So wrong. I'm not getting naked to that. Kim: not even if i get naked first? Starbuck: Well, maybe, because I wouldn't notice music playing. Starbuck: Dammit, you even have Backstreet Boys on here! Starbuck: What's wrong with you? Kim: do NOT make fun! Starbuck: I can't help it! Starbuck: I feel like I don't know you. Kim: i can't help it that i liked them Kim: blame my tween hormones Starbuck: Uh, you were still a teen just a few months ago. Kim: that's why i said TWEEN Starbuck: NOT THAT LONG AGO! Kim: don't argue with me! Starbuck: We're listening to my playlists tonight. Kim: i have good playlists! Starbuck: Some of them, yes. Kim: meanwhile, you haven't heard me criticize your playlists Starbuck: Nothing to criticize. Kim: hah! says you Starbuck: Yep. And I'm always right. Kim: lol, i don't think so Starbuck: You're not allowed to insult Bowie, because the majority of the world will back me in saying that he's a musical genius. Kim: i'll insult bowie if i want to Starbuck: You will NOT! Kim: it's weird, hippie, psychedelic music Starbuck: That's so generalized! Kim: so? lol, it's the truth Starbuck: And not even remotely true! Kim: yeah, it is Starbuck: Liar. Kim: not lying at all Starbuck: I'm deleting this playlist and replacing it with a better one as soon as I get home. Starbuck: You need to be deprogrammed. Kim: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY PLAYLISTS! Starbuck: It's for your own good. Kim: i don't think so Starbuck: How about this. You let me pick some music, and I promise to not only dance (badly) but also sing something (also badly). Kim: no bowie Starbuck: Selective Bowie. Starbuck: I'll find something of his that you like. Kim: do you have to? lol Starbuck: Yes. Kim: i'm scared to see you dance to bowie.. Starbuck: You should be scared to see me dance to anything, because you know I'm terrible. Kim: you weren't terrible when you danced with me Starbuck: Lying again. Kim: although, i could've done without all the bruised toes Kim: lol Starbuck: I'm a terrible dancer, and you know it. Kim: i've known worse dancers Starbuck: Compared to you I look even worse. Kim: even worse than me? lol Starbuck: No, I'm saying you're a really good dancer, so you make me look even worse by comparison. Kim: shouldn't it be the other way around, like i make you look better when i dance with you? Starbuck: I don't think so. Which is why I should just sit down and let you dance for me! Starbuck: Naked. Kim: lol Kim: i think i'm right.. besides all you really have to do is just stand there and let me dance around you Kim: you don't even have to do any of the work Starbuck: Is this your way of telling me I have to take you out dancing? Kim: no, but are you offering? Starbuck: I'll take you if you really want to go. Kim: hm, i'll keep that in mind then Starbuck: Wear steal toed boots. Kim: oh, you know i definitely will Starbuck: Good. Now about this playlist... Kim: lol, which one? Starbuck: Your sexin list! Kim: oh, right.. haha Starbuck: It needs editing. Kim: additions or subtractions? Starbuck: Both. Kim: fine, you can take out the 112 songs Starbuck: And Backstreet Boys. Kim: they're not on my sexin list Starbuck: They still gotta go. Kim: but why? Starbuck: Because they're terrible. Kim: i still have a soft spot for their songs Starbuck: You probably like Britney Spears too. Oh, yep, there it is. SERIOUSLY, KIM! Kim: SHE HAS SOME GOOD SONGS! Starbuck: This is sad. Kim: yes, she's not a real musician but they're good beats to dance to Starbuck: There's way too much bad pop on here. Kim: ok, you can't tell me that you don't like "breathe on me" at least a teeny bit Starbuck: I don't think I know it. Starbuck: Is it on here? Kim: yep Starbuck: Fine. I'll TRY it, because I'm cool like that. Kim: lol Starbuck: Okay, it's not HORRIBLE. Kim: see? i told you Starbuck: I didn't say it was good. Kim: yeah, but you don't hate it Starbuck: Not completely. Kim: you're clinging so stubbornly to your opinion of it Starbuck: Yep. Kim: it's basically a tamer version of "slippage" so i dunno why you don't like it more Starbuck: Because Goldfrapp isn't some manufactured pop trash. Kim: ok, you've got me there Starbuck: I'm okay with you listening to Goldfrapp. Kim: i have a few of their songs on that list.. did you see? Starbuck: Yep. I've heard you listening to them before. You play this playlist a lot in the shower, don't you? Kim: are you trying to imply something? Starbuck: Maybe. Kim: damn you, i can't think of any witty comebacks Starbuck: One day when we leave here, we're getting a place with a bigger shower. Kim: and a detachable shower head? lol Starbuck: Sure. Kim: i'm pretty sure my face just turned about 10 shades of red and i have no idea how my professor hasn't said anything yet Starbuck: You're so cute when you blush. Kim: but not when i'm in the middle of a lecture hall Starbuck: I'm sure they're used to it. Kim: my friend kara says she can always tell when i'm talking to you Starbuck: That's a good thing, right? Kim: because i blush and look like a retard trying to hold back laughs? Starbuck: Because you only get that way when you talk to me. Kim: this is very true Starbuck: I like that. Kim: i like you Starbuck: I figured you did. Kim: haha, what tipped you off? Starbuck: Probably the moaning. Kim: that doesn't necessarily have to pertain to you... might just be like what you're doing instead Starbuck: So you're using me? Kim: well, you're a pretty awesome lay.. Kim: not too hard on the eyes either Starbuck: I feel so cheap. Kim: why cheap? i don't pay you, lol Starbuck: Yes you do. Kim: i do? Starbuck: You're a pretty fantastic lay yourself, and more than easy on the eyes. Kim: so now you're stealing my lines? Starbuck: Better than stealing from lyrics and books, right? Kim: i guess only because i haven't had my lines copyrighted, haha Starbuck: Maybe you should. Kim: i'm sure that line would go over well with the people at that office Starbuck: It would go over a lot better back at our apartment. Kim: didn't you just say it made you feel cheap? Starbuck: Yeah, but now I'm thinking about you naked. Kim: you always think about me naked, lol Starbuck: True. Kim: and now you've got me thinking about you naked Starbuck: Good image? Kim: amazing image Starbuck: How long until you're out of class? Because I'm about to sneak out of the infirmary. Kim: about 30 more minutes and i can't sneak out cuz we're reviewing for next week's exam Starbuck: I'll see you in 30 minutes then. Kim: can't wait Starbuck: Me either. Starbuck: I'll have Goldfrapp playing and the bath running. Kim: and now you're giving me hot flashes.. damn you Starbuck: Go learn something. I'll see you soon. Kim: i'll try Starbuck: Love you. Kim: love you too