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Rosmerta Woodcroft ([info]_starlight) wrote,
@ 2017-02-24 09:56:00

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I will say this again, please do not touch the shrunken heads near the door. They are not coat hangers and they are certainly not for throwing around. If I catch you - and I will - you will be asked to leave.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 08:58 pm UTC (link)
You're giving me ideas...

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 10:25 pm UTC (link)
No. I know what you are thinking and the answer is no.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 10:26 pm UTC (link)
You and me having sex in front of those heads? That's what you were thinking?

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 10:29 pm UTC (link)
You are insane. You hit your head and now you are talking crazy talk.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Don't assume to know what's going on in my head, Rosie! It never ends well.

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Yea, we will just have sex right in front of watching heads and then they can tell everyone that enters if we were good or not.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Alright. What time should I come over?

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 11:21 pm UTC (link)
facepalms

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm not quite sure what this means...

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Well I am sure you will be busy with Lana. Next time.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Don't make it weird, Rosie. I'm all for equal opportunities.

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 11:57 pm UTC (link)
I bet you are.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm getting weird vibes here, love. What's up?

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-25 12:05 am UTC (link)
Someone threw a Shrunken Head to test me. They are very delicate.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-25 12:06 am UTC (link)
Good! Didn't actually want to offend you, Rosie. I'll leave my jokes at home from now on.

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-25 12:07 am UTC (link)
You'll need to try harder than that to offend me.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-25 12:01 am UTC (link)
Plenty of love to go around darling, you're more than welcome to join in.

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-25 12:04 am UTC (link)
When you put it that way.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
I'll be sure to curl your toes. Just lay back and enjoy the ride.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 10:35 pm UTC (link)
You sure know how to win a birds heart over, don't you?

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Not trying to win any hearts. Promise.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Only vaginas, clearly.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Hey! Mouths, too!

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 10:48 pm UTC (link)
No hole or opening left unexplored, eh?

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't discriminate.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Good man. Hope you have the sufficient skills to back it up.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I'll let you be the judge of that.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh don't make promises you can't keep. I'd break you

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:20 pm UTC (link)
It's alright if you want to back out.

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[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Never said anything about backing out. Though I could certainly back in.

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[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I can't express how on board I am with this idea.

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Ted
[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Do not tease me. I have pent up frustration that I need to fuck out of myself.

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Ted | Lana
[info]tedgrowsdaisies
2017-02-24 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Ted Tonks does not fuck about when it comes to sex. Well, I do. I mean, fuck about, but I'm deadly serious. Name the time and place--and orifice, if you wish.

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Ted | Lana
[info]xy_ymvdkrvewn
2017-02-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I'll have time tomorrow. Come to my flat anytime after breakfast. And we can start with oral and work our way from there. Shouldn't leave any stone unturned.

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[info]_starlight
2017-02-24 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Take it to the bedroom. Please.

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