Robbie/Alicia
You'd be huge next to massive hands? HOW LONG IS YOUR SLONG? Yes they would, you're just confused because all the fumes from your sweater vests are making you silly. You don't ask because you know I'd show you then you'd be compelled to touch them and THAT would make you a pervert.
I don't know, I think that's the perfect place to view it. Where you're most comfortable. It's this or stare at your crotch every time we see each other and pray for your zipper to come down. I don't want to objectify you like that.