It's not as though this were anything planned, it shouldn't have even been possible! How many heathens or Christians have crossed my sheets in all these years, and not once has this even been a worry before? For the love of Hell, it could have even been any one of you lot if one were to really think on it, but that the twist of fate decided to choose a heathen god.
...Trust me, this has been an ongoing quandary since confirming this mess.