Janet!

Damnit, what am I doing?

Does anyone have The Avengers Initiative cliffs notes so I know what all's going on?

I hope some announcement has already been made so I'm not showing up as some strange person popping up here. But I'm Janet, and in a few days I'll officially be your teammate. I'm out of the country on business at the moment, but I thought I'd say something here as a way to introduce myself. I'm looking forward to working with you all.

There sounds professional and nice enough.

[OOC: This is typed and then deleted.