No one knows how to properly do their paperwork anymore. It's enough to drive a body to drink.

Here's a step by step, for those of you who find yourself stuck with an official document to fill out. I'll make it as simple as possible. Sign at the X, every time. I promise, there is always an X. No, don't sign at the top, or in the bottom corner. Sign at the X. Yes, that X, the big one, right there. Good job. Oh, and the place where it says Date? That's where the date goes. Not in the top corner, nor under your name. And no, you don't need to initial each time you see something that looks official. It's all official. Just initial the place where it says initial. That's all. Now, was that so hard? Apparently so, because no one can do it.