so Garfield novelty phones have been washing up on a French beach for 30 years now...
which is terrible for the environment, but still somehow fucking hilarious to me. just this endless tide of plastic Garfields launching a sea invasion on France. and I thought the weird shit of feet washing up in Canada was something. at least they recently found the source for the Garfields-- a lost shipping container, naturally. why dead people feet wash up in Canada is still only speculated about.