Mel
You wouldn't have been a bridesmaid, because if I hadn't been drunk it WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. I wouldn't have wanted you to be a bridesmaid at that-- that sham of a wedding! That would have been insulting to you! Ugh! And he suggested it, too, even though he'll probably blame this on me, and he called me stupid, Mel.
I hate him. And I hate marriage. And stupid BOYS who think that they're grown up men.