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On Friday morning Eric's assistant, Lisa, is told that her boss will not be in the office for three weeks. He can take no calls and while he is still working any and all correspondence will have to be through email. Messages can be forwarded and will be returned promptly via a written media of the client's choice.

Under no circumstance is she to tell anyone that his jaw has been wired shut. Under no circumstance is she allowed to ask why his jaw has been wired shut.