Charmed against Professors and anyone under fourth year 
You are ALL, and I do mean all, invited to a shindig this Friday! There has been far too much gloom lately, so it's time to DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY and get PISS DRUNK!
Please RSVP to this invitation, and I will respond with the SUPER SECRET DIRECTIONS TO FUN!!!
Just to keep things light, no wands will be allowed. Sorry Slytherins.