You would actually deprive me of chocolate on Valentines Day!Me? on VALENTINES DAY!!?
I'm hurt Moony. More hurt than I can possibly bear. I shall go sulk forever with Moaning Myrtle. She, at least, understands me. And I shall take the honking great box of chocolates I got for you with me, and I shall EAT THEM ALL! And you shall have NONE! And then you will understand my pain! My Anguish!