[Private to Paul] Um, please don't be mad at me. I think I talked to a vampire the other day. Or at least, he seemed like a vampire from the vague descriptions I've got of them.
Could you explain completely what they look like so I don't accidentally get eaten by one? [/Private]
Oh Forks, how I love you...okay not really. At least there's been some sun lately. But not enough to compete with Miami and California. You all going to school there are so lucky.
At least I don't actually have to leave the house to do my school stuff. Convenient, I guess.